Oct 19, 2012
It's been a long, long, long, long, long time as the commandant of Police Squad would say, but we are finally back after an extended break. The first 5 minutes or so of this return episode belong entirely to Biscuit Ray as he introduces a new voice, Navajo Ray. He talks about broadcasting from the Third Mesa and how his new girlfriend, Matilda Flatbutt, is doing.
Zen is a little slow going, and it's understandable as we next talk about the fact that mere minutes before the show started, his wife called to report that she had hit a deer with her SUV. After shaking that off, we talk about the beer we're drinking for this ep, Mother Road's Twin Arrows Brown Ale. This leads to a discussion of the actual place on Rt. 66 called Twin Arrows, and how it is the future site of a Navajo Casino.
Zen reports how he spent the summer break watching a lot of Beer Documentaries, reruns of Three Sheets and Drinking Made Easy (and more than a little porn) . . . and how on an episode of Three Sheets he learned of a tradition in Irish pubs of pouring a pint out for the devil. This in turn leads to a new Double D tradition, pouring a shot for The Cucuy.
Next we discuss pin up girls and room dividers, and how every bad porn set has a room divider in the background, leading Zen to make subconscious connections and creating unsolicited erections every time he walks into an Ikea.
Breaking from the routine, instead of MWOTD, we next do "Ray's Neighbor's Word of the Day" which for this episode is the word "sensuos."
After the break, Daniel reports that Heineken Beer has been wrongly accused of supporting dog fighting. Michael Vick was unavailable for comment. Zen relates how in colonial times, town drunks were made to wear the letter "D" on their person, just like adulterers had to wear a scarlet "A." We discuss what it means and what is required to become a town drunk, and we all vow to do what is necessary to earn the right to wear the Scarlet D.
The show closes out with some Fartograms and a rousing game of "Hollywood or Porn."
This is it. We're back. It can only get better from here as we launch into another season of The Double D Podcast. Thanks, as always, for your continued support of the show. We would very much appreciate it if you would tell a friend about the show, share our links on Facebook and Twitter, and give us a 5 star review on iTunes next time you're logged in!
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