Aug 11, 2011
Hoppa Grass - When Brothers smoke grasshoppers in lieu of weed. Now that that is defined, let's get on with the show notes . . .
First off, Zen was finally promoted from PTF to Regular at the old Coastal Nervous, so in honor of that we drank some delicious Sam Adams Coastal Wheat (with just a hint of lemon!) This led into some wonderful Coastal Nervous stories, inspired by our favorite podcast, A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan. What is a Coastman to do when he spots a customer masturbating? What is a Coastman to do when he eats at Freddy's and gets a belly stinger an hour later? Speaking of Belly Stingers, Zen shares the honest truth about his Shy Sphincter and how public toilets just aren't his cup of tea. Finally, what is a Coastman to do when he sees a City Worker angrily throw his radio through his truck, out the open window and into another car at the gas station?
First Break Song:
The Second Segment kicks off with The News. Ray reads news stories about Blue Sharks found far from the ocean, Wal-Mart telling Telly Savalas to cover us his bikini and Drunken Cooking gone wrong. Today's Drunken Cooking Recipe:
Zen's Corn Beef Hash and Rice
Ease of Preparation: 9
Taste: 1 - 7.5 depending on whether or not you like Canned Corn Beef
Danger Rating: 5
Open can of corn beef. Skillet fry until slightly crispy. Make pot of rice. Mix corn beef into rice. Refrigerate in covered container. After arriving home from bar, reheat in microwave for 2 minutes. Eat and enjoy.
The Pixies "Here Comes Your Man" is the second break song.
The final segment begins with Mexican Word of the Day. Todays words:
- Cologne and Odor
Mexican Candy is a homemade lollipop with recycled wrappers that looked a lot like the mosquito-laden amber from Jurassic Park. Despite our hesitancy about consuming an obviously homemade treat, it was quite delicious.
Finally, we introduce the listener challenge, "Jacket to This" in which we ask our listeners to email or post the most bizarre pictures that would be IMPOSSIBLE to Jacket To.
Final Song - The Breeders with "Bang On"