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The Double D Podcast

Dec 30, 2010

Those of you who joined us live already know that this show was one of the best.  For those of you who will be downloading and listening to this episode for the very first time, you're in for a treat.

Baby brother Cardo Diaz and friend of the show Joe Fellers of Joe's Garage and Mojo Potatoes Inc. join us in the studio to drink some eggnog, partake in some brews, share some Christmas memories, tell some stories and jokes, help flesh out the legend and mythos of that shadowy Mexican character Sancho Claus and generally have a rowdy good time.

We won't get into too much detail about what all was said on the show.  We'll leave that for you to discover and enjoy.  As a little teaser, however, we will let you know that you will find out the story behind Turd Knuckle, sex with plastic onion rings, seaport whores named Brandy, what was in the presents Zen gave to each co-host and much, much more.  This is a show chock full of fun at almost two hours long.

* Chuy D sang a couple home grown Christmas carols for us, both about Sancho Claus.  Here are the lyrics to "Sancho, the Foot-Long Lover", sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer", words by Zen DeHoag.

You know Zapata and Juarez, Costilla and Villa,

Lopez, Mysterio and Carlos Mencia . . .

But do you recall,

The most horny Mexican of all?


Sancho, the 12-inch cock man,

Really had a foot long hose,

And when the Chicas touched it,

You would even swear it grows,


All of the pissed off putos,

would lock up their poo-nay-nay,

With Pistolas at the ready

They'd yell, "Sancho stay away!"


But on every Christmas eve,

Sancho would sneak in,

He'd ride their chochas all night long,

And leave them with a grin . . .


The Senoritas loved him,

As they all moaned with pride,

"Sancho the foot long lover,

You can fill our insides!"